KateWatch: What's Mossy Doing?

Second day here and not one Mossy experience to report. Can you believe? Word is she's in Phuket with Naomi Campbell and Jamie Hince and she's taken up synchronized swimming for exercise. I sort of hope she keeps her ciggie in her mouth while she does it. I mean, hope she quits and all, but in the meanwhile, you know, it's part of the package. Or at least she could be a little drunk. Or nude. Man, I hope she comes home soon. We've got a party to attend in St. John's Wood in a couple weeks! I'm totally going to make her be my friend.